Beard Care

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  • #390
    NickyD
    NickyD
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    Something-something off-topic banter. Might be about beards, might be about creamed corn.

    #553
    StomachGod
    StomachGod
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    Ewww, no! No beards! ALL BEARDS MUST BE SHAVED! D8<

    #561
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    Larxinostic
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    ^ This man speaks much truth. Chins must overthrow their bearden masters. (Although I *detest* shaving, I detest a beard on my chin even more so.)

    #566
    StomachGod
    StomachGod
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    @Larxi YES! LET THE CHINS BE FREE! FIND THE BEARDS! KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE!!! D8<

    #567
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    Larxinostic
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    Or razors. Razors be safer than fire. Er…. Sorta. o.o”

    #568
    StomachGod
    StomachGod
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    That’s what the beards want you to think!!! They can regenerate quickly from razor wounds, but fire damages them for much longer! Know the weaknesses of your enemy! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    (p.s. now we need a zombie beard as a boss monster in Undead Darlings XD)

    #570
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    Larxinostic
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    I, uh…well, yes, but I want my chin to *survive* the assault. XP Hair follicles may perish, but the chin must thrive everlasting!

    (do not give Nick ideas -w- or is it too late)

    #572
    StomachGod
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    Pssh, Don’t be a wimp, just get a skin graft afterwards >8D MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*ahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
    *Ahem* Yea… Evil beards and stuff…. <_< >_> yup…

    (I hope the idea had occurred to him already XD)

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